Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.
''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''
When you fill a glove with water, freeze it, then use it to finger a girl’s vagina and asshole at the same time using the gloves fingers.
Guess what Dave! Me and Julie did the frozen chosen last night.
ADJ: To Freeze
To be frozen is to have smoked and have parts of your body freeze. This can happen at any moment where a part of your body (or in more severe cases your full body, including face) will suddenly stop moving.
Tori: Hey Sophia! Why aren't you moving?
Sophia: Tori I can't move im fucking frozen!
"The partner with bigger breasts puts them in a cold environment, to the point it feels like they're freezing off. They then approach their partner with the bare breasts and slap the everliving shit out of their face"
Guy 1: Bro how'd you get that bruise on your face
Guy 2: it's all good bro, Sarah surprised me with a Frozen Tittyrang last night.
Guy 1: Hell yeah bro
A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
When its so cold outside your toes feel like they're frozen
You know its cold outside when you got frozen tozen