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Something you can tell your friend Colin to make him stop saying the same fucking joke that he has been making since he has known you.
Colin: hey Your lookin a little short today.
Andrew: bro Shut The Fuck Up Colin, I’m not even that short.
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Back da fuck up nigga. If someone tells you to back da fuck up nigga, you better do as he says....
or you'll get smacked the fuck up.
Some youtube prankster came up to me asking if I wanted to kiss his ass. I said 'back da fuck up nigga.'
He wouldn't so I gave him a solid right hook and broke his jaw.
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to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio
Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...
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Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
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To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.
Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.
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every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
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March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.
Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.