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The only good thing about Skyrim.. no seriously, you know it.
Fighty moron getting in your face? FUS RO DAH!!!
Some jackass tryin to steal your girl? FUS RO DAH!!
Wife left the kitchen? FUS RO DAH!!
Pet dragon misbehaving? FUS RO DAH!!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
FUS RO DAH!!!!
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An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.
"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"
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When a guy blows his load on a girls face (specifically on the upper lip) and it drips down on either side of the girl's mouth.
Did you see that guy blast on that chick's face?
He totally "fu man chu - ed" her
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A Kung-Fu master who talks about how great Kung-fu is, and how it is much better than any and all other martial arts, but, when you offer to do some full contact sparring with him, even with rules, and gear, and a neutral referee, he just CHICKENS OUT!
Jet Li says that Kung-Fu is the best, but, he refuses to fight Matt Hughes! What a Kung-Fu Chicken! MMA rules!
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1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot
Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda
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A poor vain attempt at joining the words fuck, damn, and jackass together usefull when infuriated to the point of saying made up and giberish words pronounced the same as it looks except said faster
Dude1: Uh...you forgot your books
Dude2: FU-DAMN-ASS!!!!
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