An epic gamer is someone who is very excellent at video games.
This applies for games such as minecraft, roblox, or fortnite. the most unepic gamers are the people who play pubg
"i saw you slay that roblox chick you are such an epic gamer"
"you just got a victory royale??? now thats an epic gamer moment"
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A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).
John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.
Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?
John: hold on she's sending it now.....
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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW
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Gamer's guilt is the apologetic way that gamers talk about video games when they know other people are listening. They will shy away from in depth discussion or areas that sound nerdy and will change their tone in order to appear as if they are speaking about their beloved games in an ironic manner.
The root of gamer's guilt stems from the gamer's fear of being viewed in a sterotypical manner.
I keep trying to talk with John on the bus about call of duty but we can never talk properly because he gets really bad gamer's guilt.
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The substance on your keyboard consisting of cum ,cheeto dust and finger sweat
I have to get my keyboard cleared because there was so much gamer gunk
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Someone who thinks that people who play videogames are idiots/ nerds who are wasting their time and have no social lives.
Gamers are actually intelligent people with a good amount of friends.
a gamer hater is usually a sports obsessed fag or some other person like that.
they usually just act this way because they dont have the brain cells to play a videogame and are also hypocritical because they obsess over baseball games and shit like that.
Gamer1:hey, did you see the new graphics on the 360?
Gamer2: yeah, they're pretty awesome but i think it could be better.
Gamer hater: ur faggots cuz u play loser videogames, get some sunlight lol
Gamer2:actually, you're a fag because you're wasting a brain.
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The best girl for any guy, even the one's who aren't big gamers. She's not high maintenance, she's happy just sittin at home with you teamin up and playin some Call of Duty together. The best part is that she won't get mad at you for playing games too long. She will actually listen to what you say and will actually be interested in it, especially when you're talking about the first time you got a nuke because she appreciates a good story. She isn't shallow and won't play you because she's had it done to her a million times before cause other guys don't like how non-girly she is. This doesn't mean she's ugly though. All girls can look pretty when they try, so don't pre judge a girl who enjoys a good game of cod.
Hey ya wanna go to the movies tonight with me and my girl?
Nah, the girl and i are just gonna stay home and play some Call of Duty together.
You're girlfriend is a gamer girl ? whoa, i want one. my girlfriend hates Call of Duty.
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Gamers-Haze is typcialy a feeling one gains after countless hours of gaming. This is usually identified with a feeling of "offness" with reality. Getting the "newly found" real world confused with what happens in the "game world". Thoughts also tend to come at a slower pace, and solutions to problems are often solutions that would be in the video game.
I just spent the last 16 hours playing counter strike source. My gamers-haze is so bad right now this guy at the mall was pissing me off and I just wanted to punch out a headshot or two on him.
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