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Mental gift

When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.

"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023


green gifting

When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)

Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.

by Rich Apple December 17, 2010


gift bitch

To give a gift to someone to get a gift back or use as leverage to:
Complain later
Harass

Martyr yourself as a saint

Etc
Can be noun or verb.

My baby mama gave me a present on Christmas and later gift bitched me to her family

Gift bitch gifting bitching

by English phd April 25, 2017


gift okey

greek godess mommy who birthed three children: kate reuben and seren.

me: "MOMMIE"
gift okey: "i dont listen to mitski"
me: "ew! still love ya tho x"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022


Shonky Gift Tactician

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.

That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003


Gift of the Gab

The ability to lure children into one's dungeon.

Wtaf, George. You have the gift of the gab. I thought I told you that 5 kids in your basement was enough!

by Xvsgwksbdgud January 24, 2020


Starbucks gift card

A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops

Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz

by Personwholives January 9, 2015