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When someone has cheese and you like cheese
Toby: oi I got the cheese who wants some
Papacun: yooooo I love cheese GIVE ME THE CHEESE
When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.
girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.
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What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!
PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!
I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?
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- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.
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verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something
mother: Adrian, I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.
Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
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When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.
a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?
b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut
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The act of going down on a girl when she's on her period.
"Dude, did you hook up with that chick?"
"Yeah. I went all the way down on her. She was on her period too."
"Damn, you gave her an Edward Cullen? Takes guts, man."
He wants to hook up, but I'm on my period. Guess he'll be giving an Edward Cullen tonight!
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