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god

the figment of ur imagination that makes so many people kill themselves. great god u got there people.obviously brimmin with love. and u all no its just a phase. what the fuck happened to isis, anubis or zeus? they were real remember? at least, thousands of greeks romans and egyptians thort so. and all u 'adults' who indulge in this ignorance that i see wavin ur hands and cryin about wen i flick to the god channel to hav a good laff at, u make me sick. and then, u hav a good giggle at children for believin in santa. HA!. children hav got more evidnce of santa than u have of god. wen was the last time God put an Xbox in ur stockin?

martyr= because of my love for almighty God, i will kill myself and many others for the cause, cos thats wot ive been taught

Christian miles away watching the news= ill turn a blind eye to the fact that this is all cos of a non existant person, cos im ignorant like that. and im supposed to be a respectable member of society. i need help

by oli May 26, 2004

60๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 16, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.

โ€œOn god I wonโ€™t hit you. ON GOD I wonโ€™t hit you.โ€

โ€œHe really said that?โ€ โ€œOn god.โ€

by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022


God

He is wonderful ,glorious , majesty ,creator and many more he created you he loves you repent he is coming soon

God is real

by Ellechelle July 9, 2018


God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 7, 2016


God

Harry edward styles.

Did u see god in a dress on a vogue cover??!
Oh yea, he fucking rocked it.

by Harrystylespinktoothbrush April 1, 2022


God

Morgan Freeman

"โ€ฆ I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

by Rosie302 December 12, 2018