Random
Source Code
Random
The large, blue-blocker style, imitation designer sunglasses that the girl pant wearing emo fem-boys sport in an effort to highlight/compliment their hair parting ability, and temporarily hide the tears shed over another boy.
They walked through the mall with their arms around one another, the cuts on their wrists glowing with mild infection.
Tapered pants of the female variety, and Bukkake Goggles to hide meaningless tears... ...what ball shaving lives they must lead.
29👍 21👎
A ritual usually performed when someone passes out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. A man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his testicles in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. The photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim's girlfriend or parents.
Tom fell asleep first, so Ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.
7👍 3👎
When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.
When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.
7👍 3👎
(n.) ejaculating over the cornea and retina of one's (female's) eye. leaves a pink eye type crust
1. "Yo, I gave that bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles..."
"Oh, shit! My Eyes!"
2. "Yo, yo, check it. I gave that one cum dumpster of a bitch one mean pair of sticky goggles!" (Insert load on eyes)
"Oh, shit! My eyes!"
7👍 3👎
The way you see someone through your eyes and usually hate them and find all thier flaws, Usually after a difficult break-up
Girl 1 "I hate the way Tom looks and I hate his hair, and his face."
Girl 2 "Girl you got your hate goggles on"
7👍 3👎
Placing your balls on someone else's eye sockets.
Hey Tommy, remember when you slapped the fish goggles on Larry? That was hilarious!!
7👍 3👎
A slang term (similar to 'beer goggles') for a phenomenon in which misleading profile pictures lower sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching hot chicks on Facebook. The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive after viewing other pictures of the Facebook user.
Dude I saw this babe on facebook and her profile picture was bangin' then I saw her beach pics and realized she was fugly, i was a victim of facebook goggles.
48👍 40👎