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An old women’s dingleberry. Generally a much larger than usual knotted up clump of old, gray ass hairs. Like a yarn ball dangling out the ass.
I was over at nanna’s house today. She bent over in her house coat and I caught a glimpse of granny’s yarn ball. I’ll never be the same.
When you do something that is so cool, it must be something that runs in your family
Guy 1:"did you see my sick back-flip?"
Guy 2:"Hell yeah dude, your Granny's Legit"
or
Guy 1: "Bro, you crushed them in basketball "
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, my Granny's Legit"
Sexy Granny Walter is a extra sexy Granny.
Julian: Hey my grandma is a sexy Granny Walter
Adam: really? I love them.
When you live in with your grandparents and are 18-21 and over with little to no prospects to flee the nest.
Neighbors: That Man Is Fully Grown Adult With A Beard And Living With His Grandparents. I Wonder If Granny's Little Man Even Holds A Job...
when an old person takes out their dentures and eats out your crack
I got your mom to 1879 Granny-smith me last night
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The worst insult known to mankind. Worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” it even resists the counter of “no u”
Jack: “ur mom gay lol”
Steven: “ur dad lesbian”
Jack: “ur granny tranny”
Steven: *explodes*
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the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.
The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.
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