Hairy Platypus

When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.

Before I shaved my biker beard, I gave a hooker a Hairy Platypus in a grungy motel.

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Hairy female

Probably the most attractive aspect of a woman.

I want to eat out a hairy female

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mata hairy

a woman who needs to trim her pubic hair in a bad way

I went down on this chick last night. She was a real "Mata Hairy". I've been picking pubic hairs out of my teeth all day long!

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the hairy Houdini

Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.

Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.

Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?

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Hairy Spivak

An ingrown hair on the taint that has a pimple like head. Once punctured the opening becomes vagina-like.

Once my Hairy Spivak was lanced, I felt much better and more like a woman.

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hairy knuckles

Hair, on your knuckles. What are you fucking retarded?

That guy has hairy knuckles

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long and hairy

a penis that is long and hairy

hey allison suck my long and hairy

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