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When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"
"I´m in the front row, and i´m Hammered drunk right..."
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The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.
"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"
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Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.
That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass
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A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.
That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.
The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.
Only applied anally.
We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.
The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"