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A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.
You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.
Hamster vitamins : Vitamins made from parts of a hamster that are chewy yet have a slight punch of sliminess to it.
Did you take you hamster vitamins?
Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE
Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.
They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS
When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it
Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious
a tie with the 2nd coolest in the whole wide world
shes no izzy but shes right there with c saw so she must be a SAH hamster