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when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.
When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.
A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.
Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!
Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!
Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...
Parker: I KNOW!!!!
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Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.
Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.
When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.
You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.
Any sexual act where the giver uses his/her hand(s).
Seeing as he could tell she was getting in the mood, he decided to move in for the hand shave.
Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
Act of stimulating female body with the hand of a mannequin
Bro! She was so nasty I went mannequin hands on her