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The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...
A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet
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Smoking marijuana that offers you outer space adventures. Calm to the coolest degree. The ability to absorb the wind when it's blowing. High to a mindful nature.
Guy #1 "Hey pal, did you put your Space Helmet on last night?" "I know I did."
Guy #2 "OHH, for definite!" "I felt like, if Saturn had seven moons I'd be sitting on them simultaneously."
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A large bag of flabby skin, overhanging a fat womans cunt.
Yo dude, your moms cunt helmet is so big, I need a forklift to go down on her!
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When a guy finishes sex with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.
Tim- Did you get it in last night?
Me- Totally. Cristina was concussion-proof after the Cum Helmet I gave her.
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a head that is surrounded by a shit trim in the shape of a helmet. this person would most likely be able to take a serious knock to the head without injury.
far out, look at sainty's helmet head.
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A word used to describe a gay man. The context it was first used was when a E Gabb Esq, referring to his friend, who is gay, and said, 'You're alright for a helmet cleaner.'
'You're alright for a helmet cleaner'
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When your girl will only let you put the tip in, and you slip past the HELMET and pull back out.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a helmet popper.
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