Hit the pookie

To smoke a bowl of meth

My nigga DMX hit the Pookie and went platinum - Vince Stapels (2015)

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Hit that shit

A phrase used to describe action in various situations. Most commonly used to describe taking a hit from a bong or a joint, but can also be used to describe 'hitting' a bottle of booze. etc.
Also used to describe sexual activities.

1. Hit that shit and pass it over here.
2. He is so hot. If I had the opportunity I would definitely hit that shit.

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Hit the phones

Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.

“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.

Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”

Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”

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hit the jump

To click a link at the end of a short article to read the rest.

To find out more, hit the jump.

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Hit Marker

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill

FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER

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hit it and quit it

Have sex, skeet, and never talk to that bitch ever again

I was drunk so I hit it and quit it

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green hit

When smoking marijuana, the first hit off the pipe is the green hit.

Pass that shit to the left hand side, its my turn to take the green hit!

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