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A really funny joke that has become very popular of late. Not to be confused with an actual sport.
It's where girls wear skirts and chase around a small ball with wooden or composite sticks on a field, trying to hit it in the other team's goal. Strategically, it much resembles 1st grade soccer, often referred to as "herd-ball."
There are two types of girls who play: dykes, and dumb preppy girls who want to feel like they can be good at something and be productive, because they will invariably end up as housewives or trophy wives, with no sense of self-worth.
Lando: Hey, is that a gay pride parade?
Jim: No, man, that's the varsity field hockey team. They must have beaten the other 3 teams in the state and won state again.
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Timmy: Oh look, there's the varsity field hockey team!
John: {insert demeaning, but true, joke/statement here}
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A fast, technical game played by 11 players men or women requiring high levels of skill and fitness.
One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.
All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
Oh you play field hockey, so you must be gay.
Yes. So are you
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the literal best boys ever. they are so cute and have the best personalities. literally everyone wants to date them.
Claire - hey abby, did you see the cute hockey boys?
Abby - omg yes. they are literally so cute and when i talked to one of them, they were so nice and sweet.
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The act of a good girlfriend finally blowing her boyfriend while on an air hockey table
I'm a classy girl. I don't play air hockey on the first date and I always charge at least $3.
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Field hockey is an illegitimate “sport” that is played by unathletic girls who can’t play real sports.
Field hockey players are typically referred to as pussies because there is virtually no contact in this game yet there are so many precautionary measures.
Field hockey players like to think that their “sport” is the lovechild of soccer and hockey, but they fail to remember that soccer is the world’s most popular sport and requires their players to be completely physically fit. They also fail to remember that hockey requires skill as it is on ice and it is somewhat difficult to skate on its own.
Another reason for its illegitimacy is the fact that the players wear *skirts. Female soccer players, basketball players, softball players, volleyball players, swimmers, gymnasts, and so many other real sports wear shorts, pants, spandex, suits, but no skirts.
Field hockey earns its place next to ultimate frisbee, bowling, and golf as a wannabe sport.
*Yes, I am aware that most female lacrosse players wear skirts, but lacrosse is a Native American tradition, and should not be a competitive sport.
Field Hockey Player: Wow! I just finished the most intense field hockey practice we’ve had all season! We just ran three miles!
Soccer Player: Wow, what a good, refreshing warmup! When does your real practice start?
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dyke sport; coached by lesbians who teach girls to be lesbians
"hey let me grab your ass and show you how to hit balls with sticks." "no i dont want to play field hockey cause i am not a lesbo."
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What you play if you're too pussy to play real/ice hockey.
Those fags were playing street hockey, do they have any balls?
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