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When your co-worker(s) mysteriously become sick before a holiday. Usually a lazy worker who doesn't want to work before a holiday because he or she would rather be home. A worker who makes up a sickness of some sort to cover for his or her lazy intentions of really not being sick.
Geez, that guy Kinty has really come up with a case of Holidayitis
Q: Where is Kenny?
A: Isn't he sick?
He's not sick, he has a case of Holidayitis
any clever saying that comes out of Holiday's Mouth!
This is a "Holidayism"
"Why you gotta bust that one on me, with a mouthful of Jack!?!?!"
When you have a lot of debts and gets broke from buying all that Christmas presents.
#Person1: Hey dude are you ok.
#Person2: No I’m dealing with this holiday bankruptcy
#Person1: that’s unfortunate
#Person2: yeah I know
Like a holiday friend but having sex with him/her only in holidays.
I fucked with my holiday friend this summer. We will fuck next holiday
When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.
I had to holiday juke her again this year.
The day after a holiday in which leftover desserts, typicaly cake, are eaten as breakfast.
It's a hangover holiday of my step-sis' birthday so we have to eat cake for breakfast. It's tradition.
A hunting weekend. Blaze orange is commonly worn by hunters and an orange holiday is time taken to go hunting.
"Tell your boss this weekend is an orange holiday!"