Huntes Forticuride

A menatl disease which causes you to think that you are amazing at guitar and can play like a god. It will also make you unable to make a bowl of cereal because you always spill the milk. This disease causes you to lie immensily.

"-Dude yesterday I tried to make cereal, but i couldn't."

"-Huh. Maybe you have huntes forticuride."

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Duck Hunt

The hidden way of saying the cunt.

Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??

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opp hunting

To go out looking for enemies and beating them or even killing them usually in a group but can be done solo.

Eddy-Let’s go Opp Hunting we need to catch Justin and his homies
Alex-I got the weapons let’s roll in my camaro and look for them

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Elephant Hunt

The act picking up a fat chick(s) at a bar, bringing her to a place like IHOP, Carrow's or Denny's for some post-drinking food, running up a huge tab, then ditching the fatty with the bill.

This is similar to hogging, but with the added bonus of having some free food, courtesy of the fat chick.

We bagged us a couple of 250 pound fat chicks on the elephant hunt this past weekend.

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squirell hunting

1. has nothing to do with squirells but the art of when having over 3 women in bed with you searching for the right "squirell" also known as vagina

dude last night i went to this raging party got a few girls tipsy got down in bed and went squirell hunting allllll damn night!

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Treasure Hunting

Fisting a Jewish girl in order to get to her Jew gold.

Hey Bobby can treat us all to drinks, because he went treasure hunting with Anne.

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hipster hunt

The act of gathering a group of friends together to track, hunt down, and humiliate hipsters. As you all know, the hipster phenom is sweeping the country more rapidly by the day. Facebook was far too conformist so they seceded to a website where hipster social networking is king - Tumblr. Rebelling against parents, listening to bands whose singers sound like their brains are hemorrhaging, bad-mouthing hot chicks who want talk to them, wearing the same flannel shirt for weeks, not washing their hair - all traits that a hipster is often linked (but not limited) to.

So do the world a favor, call up your buddies, grab a couple cases of beer, get out there and go give these self-righteous tools something that's actually worth crying about!

Realistic Person 1: Dammit I'm so sick of Derrick's gay ass bandanna and his shitty band.

Realistic Person 2: Sounds like somebody's ready for a good ol' fashion hipster hunt!!!

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