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The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g
-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g
-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist
-hah I know right
Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.
"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."
When you have a very big brain but in a different way.
Ririka has Galaxy brain.
Kanade has iPhone brain!
You know what galaxy mean?
"Smartphone."
A white (can be black) kid who was raised or being raised by a middle class family and thinks they're tough shit.
They talk about doing drugs and fighting when they are, in reality, too scared to even come close to that.
"That kid isn't shit he's just an iphone gangster." -someone who actually IS tough shit.
The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.
"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.
Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."
Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.
"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."