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The pain one gets in their wrist from holding the mouse so long while playing the dice game Farkle on Facebook.
After playing Farkle for two hours, I couldn't lift my cup due to Farkle-Tunnel Syndrome.
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Dusty Wind Tunnel \ΛdΙs-tΔ Λwind ΛtΙ-nΙl\
An elusive phrase only recently recovered by modern day intellectuals, the Dusty Wind Tunnel is a pleasurable experience for all parties. Initiated by several deep thrusts into the receiver's anus, the tunnel (anal cavity) must be enlarged by the shaft before the process may continue. The receiver of the penis will now be feeling quite loose and must start searching for the sensation that indicates that flatulence will soon erupt. As this sensation grows stronger, it should be indicated to the partner so that the thrusts can grow in intensity and strength. As the fart leaves the butthole, it should be expelled with as much force as possible for the maximum level of pleasure. In one great show of anal queefing, a fart cloud engulfs and rushed past the throbbing cock thus creating the effigy of a Dusty Wind Tunnel.
As Marco is plunging deep into Jordan's squishy anus, Jordan's bowels conduct in orchestra of flatulence that envelop Marco's erect penis, producing the Dusty Wind Tunnel effect.
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(n): a gesture used to indicate that one dgaf about any situation no matter the time or place of its occurrence.
(v): to motion your hand as if you dgaf while jacking off your invisible pila.
Girl 1: Woah, did you see what that bitch did?
Girl 2: Girl, *carpal tunnel gesture*. I ain't even mad.
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When a man thrusts his penis so hard into a womans asshole, a blast of air comes out her mouth.
Bailey: "How was your girl last night?"
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*
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Traditionally, "bridge and tunnel" does not refer to suburbanites from Westchester and CT (who are on average wealthier than Manhattanites) but rather citizens of the outer-boroughs (Queens, Bronx, Staten Island, Bronx). The term is actually one of barely-contained racism and ethnic snobbery, most often applied to Italian "guidos" with thick accents
Bouncers look out for Bridge and Tunnel people like Guido and friends...
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relatively common problem affecting the wrist and hand of people refusing to complete logo projects
i'm trying to minimize mytime as much as necessary.... it aint worth suffering from c-tunnel the rest of my life...
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(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...
--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.
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