facepalm relationship

any sort of relationship with anyone (friend or foe or significant other) that just feels like you're constantly facepalming for whatever reason. whether it's because they are doing something facepalm-esque or you are.

most effective in humorously awkward relationships or when you have a ridiculous friend.

Charlie Brown's life IS a facepalm relationship.

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private relationship

its when you in a romantic love relationship or you lead to believe is a romantic love relationship that you don't let anyone know you are in one, and you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend not to tell anyone. because one of these many reasons may be more. people is having sex with underage person and they are an adult and too old and would go to prison for it. or their family members dating...but if its like father daughter, or mother and son ,it can be the first too double trouble. or one person in the relationship might not want to tell because they have multiple boyfriends or girlfriends of the opposite sex. and they don't want to get caught cheating and lose them all. or any of them.

i dont tell no one about my relationships, they are private. private relationship.

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Ghost Relationship

A relationship that is over, but is not completely dead. It haunts you.

Are you and that dood going out?

No,we're in a ghost relationship though.

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open relationship

Just another excuse to be a slut or playa.

I like you alot Tommy but I also would like to be in an open relationship Jason, Alex, Rodney, Corey but you are my favorite because they provide good sex. But you are my favorite!

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sexual relationship

When two people are unable to develop an intimate friendship due to a strong sexual attraction. The attraction often blinds one or both of them and creates the illusion of a deeper metaphysical bond, when in reality the relationship was based only on sex.

I really thought I found my soul mate this time but it just turned out to be a sexual relationship. Eventual it deteriorated until it was nothing more than a booty call.

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Perfect Relationship

The perfect relationship requires three things.....having the best sex, being best friends and having a similar outlook on life.

Even if you have two of the three things, that relationship will not be completely satisfying and probably will not last.

You have the best sex and are best friends but dont have a similar outlook on life.......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

You are best friends and have a similar outlook on life but dont have the best sex......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

You have the best sex and have a simlar outlook on life but are not best friends......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

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relationship status

Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.

Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.

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