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The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.
I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.
Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.
I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.
A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.
The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.
When an individual goes to take a shower and realizes the water has been shut off.
Dan: "Did you change your mind about the shower?"
Lance: "No water came out when I turned the knob."
Dan: "Another shower outage? I'll call the water company."
A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.
Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.
when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo
bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique
Colloquialism/collective noun
1. A description of the current British political system.
2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.