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dick theory

The theory that if one acts like a dick to a dick, all that results is a pile of gayness. Usually applied to internet arguements.

"You're a dick!"

"No, YOU'RE a dick!"

*Thread ruined*

IE: Dick Theory

by Dervishx5 March 8, 2007

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the ashley theory

its wear u start to masterbate at the same time ur pereants decide to start having sex so u dont know wether its the porn making those grunts or ur pearents

Teenager 1: i was watching porn last night but i think my perants where doing it so i couldnt tell what was making the sounds my computer or my mum....
Teenager 2: the ashley theory

by DUdd3 October 8, 2010

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gay in theory

when a person often does a stereotyped gay thing to their sex, but isn't actually gay themselves.

he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.

"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."

by Citronic January 28, 2009

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FM Theory

Fucking Magic.If some One Doesnt Know How SomeThing works simply tell them it works because of the FM Theory

How does that work. The FM Theory.

by skippyb October 15, 2008

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Swarm Theory

1. a useless thing.
2. what to call something when it never seems to work out.
3. an imaginary thing to invoke when you feel helpless and "confoozed".
4. imaginary friends or delusions that people can stand to be around you (even on the internet).
5. a pointless thing

(a-area51) Lightning struck my house last night and my laptop was damaged.

(b-area51) Swarm Theory is on the move again…

by Gut Ted Pig October 25, 2008

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Nacho Theorie

When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-ManIf u weigh 100Kg and lose 2kg and in the same moment u eat 2 kg of Nachos u are 2 % Nachos= NACHO-MAN

-Joe has mama

When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-Man
Nacho Theorie

by LordFaggot December 7, 2020

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gag theory

a stratagem or manoeuvre employed by a powerful person, community or nation to suppress the voice of a weak person, community or nation.

The USA always uses the gag theory to prevent the developing and underdeveloped countries from having their say in major decisions relating to world affairs.

by uttam maharjan March 26, 2010

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