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When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.
He just received an Irish nutcracker!
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Drinking so much, you pass the fuck out. Not just pass out. Pass the fuck out.
Sean drank so much, it was imperative he take an Irish nap in order to continue the nights festivities.
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“Irish Exit” is a term used when a person leaves a place without saying goodbye to the people they are with.
Irish Exit is to leaving without saying goodbye: as Slim is to a nickname for an overweight person.
Early versions of the term Irish Exit come from Irish Americans leaving social functions like Church, football games, and plays. When the functions let out people would congregate outside and chat with each person they knew and say goodbye before heading home. This usually added 30 minuets to an hour to the evening. When there was little or no time to do the customary goodbye, the family would leave through the side door. The side door move became known as the Irish Exit. The term has come to mean leaving a place without saying goodbye to those you are with or those you came with.
Joe-"Where is Timmy?"
Pat-"He pulled an Irish Exit about an hour ago!"
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When you nut in a girls mouth then push her onto her back, while simultaneously forcing hot sauce into her mouth. This will cause her to spit out the mixture looking like a volcano.
Dude, did you hear Tate used the Irish Volcano on another girl? It’s getting out of hand that’s three in the past week.
Hey Grant, I found this new hot sauce that is perfect for the Irish Volcano
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hot sexy irish man that is strong like steel and gets all the fine ladies
He is Irish Steel
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also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol
Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home
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When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.
"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"
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