1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
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Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.
“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”
“He really said that?” “On god.”
Moto Moto
Yes, he likes em chunky
Moto Moto is a God, He likes em chunky.
I think Moto Moto likes you
He is wonderful ,glorious , majesty ,creator and many more he created you he loves you repent he is coming soon
God is real
(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
God is the ruler of everything in Christian beliefs
A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.
God is watching, give her a good show.