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Is a laptop made by apple that has the M1 Silicon chip. It's powerful but the MacOS makes it useless.
MacBook Air 2020 s are very powerful but you shouldn't buy it because it isn't worth it.
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Mozonite's deadline to make the boyfriend role or he will be canceled on twitter.com
mozo better make that role before "December 21st 2020" before he gets canceled!
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= COVID-19 AKA Zombie Virus
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations
4. Delirium
5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.
Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o
"I felt like i was dying but I'm still alive, is this really the zombie apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie
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I met the popular DJ on 5th of December, 2020
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“Hey Derek wanna fake date today’s November 9 2020
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Friend: *Checks calendar* Hey its finally November 3, 2020 what do you think will happen today?
Me: The same thing that happened in 2016 dont worry about it
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A very sad person with nothing better to do than write multiple definitions for various political figures for whom they worship as Gods.
A bootlicker whos heroes are corrupt politicians rather than someone who has actually done something productive.
Damn that guy talks about nothing other than AOCs feet!
Yo that reminds me of American Patriot 2020. Whatta weird little bitch.
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