A statement made to ex highschool jocks who still wear their old football jackets and act like they're 17, when they're 22.
He's so highschool
Yah he really needs to take off the damn jacket
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Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.
Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)
"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!
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Also known as a "PG Dinner Jacket".
Prince George is the largest city in northern British Columbia, Canada, and is the centre of the regions forestry industry.
Temperatures in and around Prince George can fall below -20 degrees celsius in the winter months and warm clothing is a necessity. Many of the areas inhabitants wear the classic Stanfield-made "Island Tuxedo" wool undergarment sweater in combination with a flannel or plaid outer jacket.
This flannel or plaid outer jacket has been dubbed the "Prince George Dinner Jacket" by the inhabitants of British Columbia to define it's rugged characteristic. Those who dawn it endure environmental hardships on a consistent basis. The inhabitants of northern BC wear this style of clothing on a fairly regular basis when heading in for dinner at home or out for dinner in town, hence it's title of "Dinner Jacket" emerged.
Many of those living in warmer areas of British Columbia, like Vancouver, will wear this clothing as well, and it is said they are, "Dawning their PG Dinner Jacket".
You see someone wearing a plaid or flannel outer jacket in a casual setting that does not suit it's intended use, "Hey, nice PG Dinner Jacket" or "Hey, nice Prince George Dinner Jacket, you going to go buck wood?"
It is cold outside, "Better wear the ol' PG Dinner Jacket today, boy!"
Many of those enjoying recreational activities in the vast British Columbia wilderness will not leave home without their, "Prince George Dinner Jacket".
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An uncoftorble sex position involving toads
"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "
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Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.
Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?
Bro: What are you talking about?
Best Bro: Nope, I did that.
Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!
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Noone on the corner has swagger like them
nolan and downs are Flak Jacket and Big Time
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When a man is going down on a woman and sucks out a condom from the last guy she was with.
"Dude I couldn't believe it, that bitch had a wet jacket in a condom cave and I found it!"