Josh

Joshs are funny, loyal, and handsome people. They are very honest and will avoid any conflict. They are very loving people towards their friends and family. Thry try to get along with everyone and are very social.
you want a josh in your life cause they won't leave your side.

Girl 1: That guy is hot!
Girl2: yeah that's a josh.

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Josh

Joshua is a amazing friend. He is extremely funny and handsome, he can always make you laugh even when your feeling sad. He is amazing even though he doesn't know it. If a Josh comes into your life never let him go. He will take great care of you and will always protect you.

Random girl:Woah Who's that insanely hot guy

Me:back off he's mine forever
Random girl: he must be a Josh

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Josh

That one autistic faggot who is dumb enough to bring a squeaky toy in the fucking school bus and start squeaking the whole fucking ride.

(True story btw) dude this morning josh was being a total fucking josh, he’s such a retard!

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Josh

A man who is very deep and complex. Almost mysterious some would say. As mysterious as a Unicorn. Everyone should get to know a josh

"Hey do you know much about that Josh guy?"
"No... he's pretty much like a Unicorn"

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Joshing

1. (Verb)
To kid or joke with someone.

2. (Verb)
To "accidentally" sit on an animal or object for one's sexual pleasure.

1. Friend - "Why are you always being mean to me bruh?"

Me - "Just joshing you man..."

2. Friend- "Hey! Do you have any plans for tonight?"

Me - "Yeah, I was planning to josh my dog all night."

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Josh

Usually, a piece of shit. He can't spell worth a damn. He's mentally unstable. He claims to be an outlaw, but he's actually a pussy. Most likely a virgin with a micro penis. Can't handle his liquor and brags about the one time he did dope. All in all, he's a waste of time.

That guys a piece of shit. He's probably a Josh.

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Josh

Massive chin dribbling cunt who enjoys a good fucking off his papa. Proud supporter of gay sex laying claim to the quote "you dont know your gay untill you've had sex with a man". Often cancerizes conversation and displays many autistic traits when triggered. Couldn't go a day without Daddys cumshot in his eye but not after 6 oclock, thats his bed time.

Josh a prime example of autism.

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