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When you get a song stuck in your head because you didn’t properly finish listening to it.
She turned off the car and the song wasn’t done and now I have song karma
Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.
Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.
This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
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When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people
Mary has had some real bad sex karma. She only been fucking hobo’s that live in the park.
When you get fucked in the ass really hard and your partner pulls out and cums on your pinky toe
We did the Dirty Karma yesterday night.
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Karma is Jazzys wife, and only jazzys wife, Karma has the phattest as$ and is very amazing <3 everyone loves her and if you dont, kys maybe idk.
"Karma Agustin is one segcy person if ykyk shes pretty cool."
When J-Rod tells it how it is and your karma comes forth.
Dude, my Karma Broker told me if I fucked this girl, I’d get crabs. So I fucked her sister.”