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If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
a filipino phrase that refers to eating. usually in large amounts, that of a patay-gutom. "laps" is derived from "lafang", an older term which means "kain" in Filipino or to eat.
Ay, for the laps ang tema ng lamok sa hita ko for today's video.
Maaga dumating si Mamsh sa swimming. For the laps ang goal ni beh.
It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.
Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.
when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair
i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face
A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.
“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”
The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.
Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!