5-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name. Such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other high-end 'five-letter' brand, which originated from the award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I'm heading down to the fashion district to do a little five-letter shopping.
Hopefully I can do some 5-letter shopping at the outlets, so I can ball on a budget.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.

If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.

pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.

The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.