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The secretion from a lobsters tail after a woman sticks the lobsters tail into her vagina, lighting the head on fire as to cause it to wiggle and secrete a juice.
she says "Shoot that lobster juice all over me."
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meaning cooler than cool better than better and awesome-r than awesome
1.dude your shoes are totally rock lobster
2.youre pretty rock lobster bro
3.this example isnt so rock lobster
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When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.
"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."
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Someone who is extremely sunburned to the point of skin cancer
Person 1-"that old guy in the beach house next to us is a rock lobster"
Person 2-"haha yea he is"
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The single most amazing, dominating basketball team in the western hemisphere.
Trojan Man 1.- I hear we play the business lobsters next game
Trojan Man 2.- Holy ass-caking dick tits, i shit my pants
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A Red Lobster in a really Ghetto location with staff and clientele to match.
That location is a seriously Ghetto Lobster.
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When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.
Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!
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