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When someone wins on the river in Texas Hold them when in a losing position
“That bastard he won with the joker’s lucky ace”
When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.
+++ implies a boner +++
Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!
When you haven't done laundry in weeks, and the only underwear you left have to wear are back-of-the-drawer obnoxiously patterned/colored underwear that was likely purchased in your prepubescent years. When you sport such underwear, you at this time have what is known as a "lucky charm ass".
Her outfit is stunning, and it was pretty appalling when she bent over and I saw she had neon green unicorn underwear, a lucky charm ass if i'd ever seen one.
My one deal breaker is if the girl I'm hooking up with has a lucky charm ass. I want to feel like she's my age, not 12.
This is when a male and female are having intercourse and the male proceeds to pull out and ejaculate into the females mouth then pour cereal in and eat out of her mouth.
“Hey honey do you wanna have some dark lucky charms tonight?”
A silver ring givin to Grant by a good friend of his. This ring has alot of value to Grant.
When a combination of three Irish or British men fuck one woman untill she burts out screaming. There must be three men total, with at least one British man and one Irish man. The woman may be any nationality.
Bro, that chick just asked me if we wanted to do some lucky tea time!
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A two card hand in poker (usually texas hold 'em) which is exactly a Jack and a Seven of any suit. The Jack implies the "Hook" while the "Lucky" aspect comes from the "lucky number seven" that accompanies it.
The dealer dealt me a Jack and a Seven, I have the Lucky Fish Hook.
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