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Tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening.
The feeling of being unable to breathe after consuming a large quantity of pasta.
Christ Mike, did you just eat that entire bowl of pasta? Uggh... ya, pasta lung
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
Excessive coughing while smoking, sometimes even those who’ve smoked every day for 5 damn years have this problem
I been smoking for years but still cough, I got some bitch lungs
When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.
"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."
Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.
The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.
The mucus you cough up - usually in the morning after smoking excessivly the night before.
Good morning darling... Yikes! That's some serious lung butter you just coughed up.