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Reference to large breast, but coded so as not to be caught.
Man 1 to Man 2: Yo, check out the M. Nights on that chick.
Lady: Are you talking about movies?
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HA HA M-16s aren't "Machine Guns" they are Assualt Rifles. And the M203 is not the most commonly attached equipment. That would be the M68 Sight and the PAQ-4 Infaread targeting device or the PEQ-2 Infared targeting device that EVERY member of my squad has as opposed to the 2 guys in the squad that have M-203 Grenade Launchers.
In Iraq I killed 6 Iraqis with my M-4 Carbine
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A Golden Chevy Malibu. Usually owned by old people, and very embarrasing to drive.
Dave: "I'm driving my Grandpa's Golden M!"
Evan: "What The Shit!?!"
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Sending your spam via an @ tweet on Twitter.
A pharmacy on Twitter sent me sp@m, so I unfollowed them. They wanted me to buy weight loss drugs and I'm anorexic.
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A person who falls off there bike when riding up a hill.
Look that’s Riley M!
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The giga chad of all giga chads who buys mugs and has the fastest sex ever.
“Cole M. Got this for me. best sex of my life.”
- Fard P.
“Cole M. Got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever.”
- Cole M. (The man, the legend himself)
“Got it for Cole M. Girlfriend slowest sex of my life.”
- Cole J.
(Cole if you’re reading this, email me colemsearchhotline@gmail.com)
(Please)
(I’m begging you)
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the act of defecating in someone's face right after you trick them into closing their eyes by telling them it's a surprise.
Beast Yo...that girl got M-Traned last night!
Gerald just M-Traned Jorge last Tuesday Yo!
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