Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA)

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.

Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.

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The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.

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Tripping major somebody hit me's

When you are so stoned you are convinced that you have been punched.

Eoin was tripping major somebody hit me's earlier , he was almost certain he had been hit.

Major Nelson(2nd term)

Major Nelson(19??)-(20??)- is a man of many worlds.well really just three.They are real life,xbox live,and his beloved forums.Most people want to be like him,some want to marry him,and some just want to be on his friends list.Whatever the case may be Major Nelson can cook like the best.You havent had a hotpocket until you had Major's Nelsons hotpocket.While he may be considered a god on the forums his powers are to no avail in real life.While he was a rocker and is still considered one he has gotten many of ladies and seems to be the crowd favorite he has changed his work habit to be in a forum inhabited by sweaty gamers with no ac.Rock on Major Nelson.Rock on!!!

MNQ-Major Nelson Question
MNDQ-Major Nelson I Have A Dumb Question

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D Major in her V Giner

a penis//dick in a vagina//pussy

Man 1: So what are you two doing after the date?
Man 2: I'm gonna put my D Major in her V Giner
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I love music. My favorite composition is the one where it goes from D Major into the V Giner

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major bludd for me and my son

Used to make an innocent toy collector give a six inch gi joe figure for a fair price and sometimes free, the user who said "Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son? " Has no son and is using that term to get a figure multiple times.

Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son?

GGEZ fags see u at major

primarily used by the winning in a competitive game like csgo.

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Winning team: "GGEZ fags see u at major"

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