Mango Pop

literal abbreviation for "Mango Popsicle" , "Mango lollipop", or a more abstract "Mango pop icon slay"

created and first spoken by: cunt themselves

Inspired by viewing a pack of 'Vero Mango Lollipops' at CVS store #9794 (CA)

Mango pop exist because MANGOS ARE THAT BITCH and what else can they do but pop. Those who chant and spread the Mango Pop message share their love and favoritism for this tropical fruit and its iconic ability to always give mango. The Mango Pop chant (a repetitive, new age, techno style pop hit) forces those new listeners to question the mango and its greatness and their own relationship to the mango. Never mind the weirdo slay queen cunt who's chanting mango pop in your face. It's so rhythmic and oddly satisfying how these 3 syllables form the perfect up / down stress flow only to break off into a "pop , pop , pop" quick-beat break down every 3rd time Mango Pop is chanted it's a instant classic unforgettable catchy earworm that requires a mango release.

Soda, Juice, The Actual fruit, Candy, Smoothies, Popsicles, Ice Cream, Mangonadas!!!!

May you forever bless your taste buds and satisfy the Mango madness within.

" Mango pop ,

Mango pop ,

Mango, pop, pop, pop..

mango pop..." (repeat until satisfied, The chant exists for the mango-less moment as well)

Bald Ass Mango

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango

OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango

mango juice man

the mysterious abuelo of one iliena bauta. is he real? we may never know! let us know if you see him please he’s been missing for years

“look it’s the mango juice man!”
“what are you talking about there’s nobody there.”

chubby mango

Squeezing a plump mango's juice on a woman's face while she is bequeathing an erection via fellatio

She gave him a chubby mango in the Orchard.

I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes

Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes

Clem Mango

Clem mango is a cult created by fans of Only the poets!

You can find perfect mangos in England 👍

“What does your pfp mean?..”

“Oh! I’m in a cult called “The Clem mango cult”

“I-?..”

mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know

me fighting somone: 🙂

they do the balkan jerk: 💀

meh friend from ohio: english or spanish

sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?

logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.

(end me)

guy1: hey

guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know

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