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The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!
Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?
The Toronto Maple Leafs (officially the Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Club and often referred to as the Leafs) are a professional ice hockey team based in Toronto. They compete in the National Hockey League (NHL) as a member of the Atlantic Division in the Eastern Conference. The club is owned by Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, a company that owns several professional sports teams in the city. The Maple Leafs' broadcasting rights are split between BCE Inc. and Rogers Communications. For their first 14 seasons, the club played their home games at the Mutual Street Arena, before moving to Maple Leaf Gardens in 1931. The Maple Leafs moved to their present home, Scotiabank Arena (originally named Air Canada Centre), in February 1999.
The club was founded in 1917, operating simply as Toronto and known then as the Toronto Arenas. Under new ownership, the club was renamed the Toronto St. Patricks in 1919. In 1927, the club was purchased by Conn Smythe and renamed the Maple Leafs.
Wanna watch the toronto maple leafs?
Sure! a new game is coming out tonight
One who should get back with there ex
And/or when a couple applies maple syrup as lubricant for inter course
“Man they were so good together they should just pull a dirty maple” or “ We didn’t have anything else so we did a dirty maple, pretty sticky dog”
An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.
-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!
*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*
-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.
maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.
“hey were can i get some crack”
“just go to maple ridge bud”
full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.
Maple ridge is the definition of cracky land
A maple-cinnamon roll is a variant of the classic Cinnamon Roll. This type of cinnamon roll hails from Canada, as the name suggests.
Shawn Mendes is so sweet and precious. Basically a maple-cinnamon roll...because he's Canadian.