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Maria Chavez. Daughter of President Hugo Chavez.
American 1: Wow, Hugo Chavez is a Bastard.
American 2: Yeah, and his daughter is Crazy Maria! So Crazy And Surly!!!
American 1: Fo sho...
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Marie Sklodowska Curie was a physicist and chemist of Polish upbringing and subsequent French citizenship. She was a pioneer in the field of radioactivity and the first person honored with two Nobel Prizes (in physics and chemistry).She was also the first female professor at the University of Paris.
Her death was from aplastic anemia, almost certainly contracted from exposure to radiation. The damaging effects of ionizing radiation were not then known, and much of her work had been carried out in a shed, without taking any safety measures. She had carried test tubes containing radioactive isotopes in her pocket and stored them in her desk drawer, remarking on the pretty blue-green light that the substances gave off in the dark.
Due to their levels of radioactivity, her papers from the 1890s are considered too dangerous to handle. Even her cookbook is highly radioactive. They are kept in lead-lined boxes, and those who wish to consult them must wear protective clothing...
Maria Curie is the inventor of Uranium.
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Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.
Jose maria sings but does not dance.
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Bunch-a sluts that wear push up bras to go out for lunch.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.
guy 1- eww lily from Santa Maria hit me up on sat
guy 2- eww flat ass
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A pussio. No one likes her because she is disloyal and fake. She tries to have lots of friends but wants to look so cool so when asked if she has friends she says "Friends are fake". She tries to act so much like a roadman but we all know it's just daddy issues.
School-kid: Who do you hate the most
School-kid 2: Definitely Maria
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Maria Eduarda is probably one of the most beautiful, caring, energetic, lazy people ever. She is most likely Brazilian and has the nickname Duda. She will sit and listen to all your problems at any given time because she loves helping out the people she cares about most.. but watch out because that one is feisty and you will regret getting on her bad side! she is most likely one of the gayest humans alive if not she's definitely straight and christian. Maria Eduarda is a very social person which everyone loves! She's probably really talented at something regardless of what it may be.. don't take it for granted to have her by your side.
person 1: Hey, who's that really pretty girl?
person 2: Oh yeah that Maria Eduarda, she's amazing you should definitely meet her!
person 3: I totally agree.
She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch
Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend