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An excuse used to go masturbate
Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...
The act of crashing a shopping cart into a wall at a convenience store or any building the owner escorts you out. Most of the times they just call the police, though.
Guy: Yo bro I just gave Karen's house Wall-mart and she came out and yelled at me like frickin' Banshee.
Other Guy: Yo Karen deserved it all things considered.
When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
One of the smartest, most intelligent, and beautiful girls you would ever meet in your life.
Hailey Marie Marte is so fire. Nobody competes.
is a homosexual Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. He lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with his grandmother Granny Smith, his older brother Big McIntosh, his younger sister Apple Bloom, and his dog Winona. He represents the element of honesty.
"I hate Mart, he's a fire gremlin."
The mart is a theoretical place used for browskis to discuss tactics before going chasing heifers. It is often a source of anger among females
Snakes don’t hiss they just go to the mart