Full Course Meal

A over encompassing term for when you suck on girls tits, then eat her pussy, and finally her eat ass. The tits are the appetizer, the main dish is the pussy, and the dessert is the ass. Performing these in this specific order is known as a full course meal.

Scott: Bruh my girl wants to spice up our sex life but I don't know what to do
Jon: Easy, just give her the full course meal and she'll be wetter than Niagara falls

fourth meal

After a person's roommate falls asleep, the person inserts his or her genitalia into the sleeping person's mouth. Thus, the meal between dinner and breakfast, fourth meal. (Note:If not performed correctly, this could result in serious complications)

I turned off the light one night and he was snoring super loud.. so I gave him fourth meal and I haven't heard a sound from him since

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fine print meal

A meal at a very upscale haute cuisine restaurant where the food portions are about the size of the fine print you normally see on contracts

I knew I was in for a fine print meal when the lowest priced entree on the menu was $40 and it was mac and cheese. Then I looked at the next table and saw something that looked like a pigeon rib that read rack of ribs on the menu. Looks like McD's is for dessert.

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post meal depression

the depression you feel after eating a meal you thought would be good but was crap, you can also get post meal depression after eating a meal and being sad when all the food is gone.

"aw man i can't believe how bad that pie was, total post meal depression.

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McDevo Meal®

A cumshot too large for a girl to swallow, so she spits it out instead, and sometimes complains.

Originated when I popped into a girls mouth, and she said, " Oh FUCK, thats not a load, its a MEAL!"

Oh, it must have the ® symbol at the end, not to claim a registered trademark, but just to be pretentious about knowing how to place the symbol after a word.

I saved up for five days, and gave her a McDevo Meal®, she "Horked" and spit it out.

Fucking bitch, I'd like to buy her a McDevo Meal®.

So, would you like some fries with the McDevo Meal® Im going to feed you when we get home?

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Mexican Meal Muncher

while giving a rimjob, the person receiving the rimmer (preferably of hispanic origin) shits in your mouth

while giving Juan a rimjob he gave me a full stomach by way of a Mexican Meal Muncher

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meal-ticket multiples

The litter of babies that are the result of unregulated fertility treatments. Often used as a "meal-ticket" for the parents by way of television shows, books, speaking engagements, etc.

Jon & Kate plus Eight, many others too numerous to mention. Hey Honey, let's have a litter of meal-ticket multiples so we can quit our jobs and become cheezy, reality show celebrities.

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