likes to eat. mr. mocho man. super strong. not a chimpmunck. loves to party
vincenzo melon is the man
a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans
John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!
The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.
Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.
When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.
"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"
gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer
Nathan Melon
When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.
Wow it's Melon Monday already???
Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.