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When one person, mainly a Latina, spits raw cocaine into a cholo's nose.
Damn, did you just see Catalina give a Mexican Snowball to Juarez?
This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!
When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it
Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds
The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
A very low quality video camera on a cell phone.
Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.
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N. Another name for GHB, commonly known as the date rape pill.
Ohio football coach Frank Solich loves Mexican Circles
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Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.
Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.
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