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when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt
humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out
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A small town in west michigan with one of the most popular beaches. Its nickname is "Coast Guard City USA" they are also know for Coast Guard festival that attracts thosands of people a year. This is a great town and alot of kids from Grand Haven High School who throw sick parties. They are also known for Basketball, Volleyball, Football, Soccer, Wrestling, and Lacrosse teams. This town is great and well worth the trip.
"Grand haven, Michigan was hype last night dude"
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A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.
Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.
Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.
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Located directly above the lower peninsula of Michigan, it's probably the most ignored piece of land in all of America. Constantly being left out of maps and, well, every conversation ever, the UP specializes in producing extremely sheltered human beings. However boring it might be up here, there are some things that we are incredibly good at. Those things would be racism, drug abuse, and no cell phone service. So, if you're a white supremacist looking for a nice vacation for the whole family, feel free to hop on over to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, you won't regret it.
I do not recommend coming to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan if you are not white, you will most likely get stared down in any and every public place.
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Where University of Michigan students visit their dumber loser friends.
Guy 1: Remember Eddie. The three of us used to run shit in our high school.
Guy 2: Ya man, I haven't seen him since high school. He's wanted me to come up for quite a while now.
Guy 1: Is he graduating this year.
Guy 2: Naw man its Michigan State University; he screwed around and doesn't have the grades to get a good job. I think he's just going to ride out the recession and try to get that kick ass manager job at Arby's when things improve.
Guy 1: Don't worry man, he'll have a MSU business degree.
Everybody laughs
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Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
The last three times i went to Michigan State University i got suckerpunched by some doucher!
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The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."