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Someone who has perfected the art of one night stands.
I wounder if the midnight specialists will call me?
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A person that farts in midnight.
SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!
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A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.
Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."
Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"
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Is a way to say that one has flipped his erection into his waistband. To hide the bulge.
Our waitress was so hot, after dinner i had to do a six to midnight so no one could tell.
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A mixture between Blue Moon and Guiness.
Hey, barkeep, two Midnight Blues.
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After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.
I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.
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Noun. 1. An urgent, extremely uncomfortable diarrhea attack that happens in the middle of the night, usually resulting from a night of drinking and Mexican food. 2. Waking up in the middle of the night to make a painful bowel movement. Inspired by the CCR hit song of the same name.
I didn't sleep well last night, I had a visit from the Midnight Special.
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