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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024


Haylie Mitchell

Has Pancakes

Haylie Mitchell is Flat as fuck

by HPREVENGE March 2, 2021


Nancy Mitchell

Nan • see • mittchel
The phrase "Nancy Mitchell" will be used to refer to someone who fades in and out of consciousness during conversation.

A Nancy Mitchell individual will often lock his/herself away for long periods of time to recharge the brain battery and collect themselves.

Oh, she's gone and done a Nancy Mitchell on me again.

I've got a serious case of the Nancy Mitchell brain.

by Not a Police Officer June 11, 2020


ayden mitchell

the hottest, sexist, funniest, cutest person to ever step food on this planet earth!

“wow, have you see ayden mitchell? how is she still single??”
YEA IKR SHES AMAZING!”

by animeuwulover123 April 25, 2021


ayden mitchell

hot person

wow, ayden mitchell is hot
ikr.”

by animeuwulover123 April 25, 2021


Angelo Mitchell

Alec and Kaiya's worst nightmare and remis boyfriend

Alec - Is that Angelo MITCHELL.. coming,,,
Kaiya - FUCKKK!!

by LoveyDouby July 17, 2022


brianna mitchell

she is the most beautiful, gorgeous girl you will ever see. you can get lost in her eyes in seconds, and every moment with her is amazing. she is also so kind and sweet and has a perfect personality. she is every guys dream girl and you would be lucky to have a girl like her.

See that girl, she could never be like brianna mitchell.

by brilover77 February 21, 2021