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men who paint their nail, wear makeup, and put on dresses. What happened to men being into manly thing? you know what i'm into? big, beefy, buff, burly, sweaty men with big cock.
Modern men suck bro, be into masculine shit like me.
When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.
The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".
Someone who is always watching the news.
"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."
A Modern day princess is Cleaning the house daily and getting gousto deliveries
A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't
Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
Someone who is in touch with her modern person ness, like Hailly.
An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's