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A school/prison located in Winston-Salem, NC (a city famous for tobacco and donuts). Full of shitty teachers, gangs, drugs, and shit older than the students. Still better than Reagan High School, where you can hunt for your lunch and every day is flannel day.
Mount Tabor High School is pretty much the most boring school ever to exist.
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A 5 day a week “day-care.” Every “teacher” is a coach while all of the kids are either athletes or fucking lost.
“What did you learn today, son?”
“We learned how to run a football. That’s it.”
“I sure am glad I am paying to send you to Mount Carmel High School! Cheapest day-care around!”
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MRHS is a large high school in Des Moines, Wa. Everyone living in Des Moines went there. The people at this school are either completely uninvolved stoner slacker Running Start students, or overinvolved preppy kids trying to salvage what little school spirit we have. There are maybe 2 parties per year, both of which are probably thrown by over zealous 5th year seniors. There are a lot of drug dealers, and twice as many snitches. The few good looking girls are complete sluts, like nasty hos, and all of the decent guys only lust after Kennedy girls. Most kids graduate and stay in Des Moines for the rest of their lives, probably working at Wesley Homes or the Gardens. Basically, unless your in "that group", welcome to hell for the next four years. You'll probably graduate being a pill popper with a 1.4. Oh also, we lose every single homecoming game.
Q:Hey are you going to that Mount Rainier High School party?
A:No, they're homos.
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Usually the guys there are douche bags that enjoy drawing dicks around the whole school and usually 98% percent apply for colleges but most likely they don’t get accepted cause they suck at basketball.
Mount Saint Micheal Academy Boys- love threesomes with the cardinal spellman girls.
A dump of such massive proportions that the pile of poo extends above the waterline. Impressive to see, but normally results in clogging.
I looked down and saw my Mount Olympus Shit peaking above the water. It was too impressive to simply flush away, so I left it for others to admire.
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Mount Airy, NC. What a beautiful city, that's if you plan on retiring there. If you're planning to raise children you might as well drive 30 minutes south to winston-salem Where the only thing fun to do for teenagers is go to the mall or for the little kids is Chuck E. Cheese. A town only known for Andy Griffith. No seriously there is nothing else this town has to be proud of, they have a playhouse, a museum and a statue as small as this town in the same vicinity. Oh yeah and the autumn leaves festival, an event that happens every year on the first day of fall on main street where you can't take two steps without bumping into someone else walking in the opposite direction as you. There are barely any black people in this town, the black people here are so close it's basically like they're related. You could literally stand anywhere in town and still see Pilot Mountain.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Mount Airy, NC
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: You know that town Mayberry that Andy Griffith is from?
Person 1: No
Person 2: My point exactly
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A typical Slack conversation between an editor and his HR manager.
“Fuck off, Phil, and drink your rosé vodka.”
“Mount me, Daddy.”
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