scene mullet

short hair on top, like a bob er wutever, and its like poofed upp. with uh.. like.. long side bangs and long hair on back and sides... i sorta have one.. but not the greatest in the worldd

dick=look at that girls mullet
tracy=its a scene mullet
dick=oh

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reverse mullet

A ridiculous looking hairstyle sported by douche-drinking cock-hounds, otherwise known as emos or scenesters. People who have a reverse mullet are great to beat up because they can't see out of one of thier eyes due to the hair covering it, and they are usually 90-pound douches. also, feel free to make fun of reverse-mullet wearing men, because they also wear makeup.

"Liam is such a fucking queer, his reverse mullet makes him look like an ass-hound. Die bitch, die."

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girl with mullet

hottest, skiniest girl alive with the best haircut

josh loves the girl with the mullet

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fashion mullet

When a person's outfit appears dressed up on top, but trends towards casual at the bottom. Make-up, well done hair, a nice top, jeans and sneakers would be a good example of a fashion mullet. Business on top, pleasure on the bottom.

I wanted to get dressed up, but heels are so uncomfortable I just wore sneakers, and ended up with a fashion mullet.

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mullet over

A "mullet over" is the use of a mullet wig by someone who has had their head shaved and later regretted it.

This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.

If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.

Josh: Wow, you look crazy!
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.

(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)

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Mullet Mart

Synonym for Wal Mart; Mullets are usually easily at most Wal Marts.

For up and coming mullet hunters, Mullet Mart is a good place to observe the ellusive, yet deadly mullet.

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Cut that mullet

get a haircut

Cut that mullet you fucking tree-hugging hippy

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