mushroom hunter

Girl wants those dic pics. Think David Attenborough but instead of narrating Planet Earth this girl is talking bout all the Ds she’s S’ed. Even has a scrap book, bout as thick as a phone book, of polaroids and accompanying editorial of every dick she’s ever encountered in the wild. The D in her PhD stands for Dick. Gets more shroom than Mario. Princess Peach ain’t got nothing on this broad. If Carmen SanDiego was a dick she’d find her in record time.

“Samantha asked every dude in the office for a dick pic. That bitch be a mushroom hunter fo sho!”

Rapid mushroom

Sexual act involving just the tip in a quick horizontal thrusting fashion

Tonight I'm going to give you the rapid mushroom you've been longing for honey.

mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.

I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.

Mushroom Cult

A strange, yet interesting, faith where those involved choose to serve the fungi they believe will overthrow the current government

Haven't you joined the Mushroom cult, the one where you prevent getting your brain eaten by intelligent fungi?

purple mushroom

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

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magic mushroom

mushrooms that get one high. Supposedly non adictive. And now for the mindless rant of... the magic mushroom

shrooms
forest goodies
fungus amungus (Incubus, go get it!)
shroomies
jungle joo-joo bees
trip'n toadstools
nature's narcotics

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Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

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